Iron Man/Quotes

Spoken by Tony Stark
"I don’t wanna see this on a page. Please, no gang signs. No, throw it up; I’m kidding. Yeah, peace. I love peace. I’d be out of a job with peace."

- Tony Stark to Jimmy

"Is it better to be feared or respected? And I say, is it too much to ask for both? With that in mind I humbly present the crown jewel of Stark Industries’ Freedom Line. It’s the first missile system to incorporate our proprietary repulsor technology. They… say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree! I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once! That’s how dad did it! That’s how America does it! And it’s worked out pretty well so far. Find an excuse to let one of these off the chains and I personally guarantee you, the bad guys won’t even wanna come out of their caves. For your consideration: the Jericho."

- Tony Stark

"I never got to say goodbye to my father. There's questions I would've asked him. I would've asked him how he felt about what his company did, if he was conflicted, if he ever had doubts. Or maybe he was every inch of man we remember from the newsreels."

- Tony Stark

"Admit it-- This isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."

- Tony Stark to Pepper Potts

"I am Iron Man."

- Tony Stark

Spoken about Tony Stark
"Tony Stark. Visionary. Genius. American patriot. Even from an early age, the son of legendary weapons developer Howard Stark quickly stole the spotlight with his brilliant and unique mind. At age four, he built his first circuit board. At age six, his first engine. And at seventeen, he graduated Summa Cum Laude from . Then, the passing of a titan. Howard Stark's life long friend and ally Obadiah Stane, steps in to help fill the gap left by the legendary founder. Until at age 21, the prodigal son returns, and is anointed the new CEO of Stark Industries. With the keys to the kingdom, Tony ushers in a new era for his father's legacy, creating smarter weapons, advanced robotics, satellite targeting. Today, Tony Stark has changed the face of the weapons industry, by ensuring freedom and protecting America and her interests around the globe."

- Tony Stark's award ceremony

"As liaison to Stark Industries, I’ve had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot. He is my friend, and he is my great mentor. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present this years Apogee Award to Mr. Tony Stark."

- James Rhodes

"Well, I’m not Tony Stark. But, if I were Tony, I would tell you how honored I feel, and, uh, what a joy it is to receive this very prestigious award. Tony, you know, he, uh— the best thing about Tony is also the worst thing; he’s always working."

- Obadiah Stane

Dialogue
"I feel like you’re driving me to a court martial. This is crazy. What’d I do? I feel like you’re gonna pull over and snuff me. What? You’re not allowed to talk? Hey, forest!" "You can talk sir." "Oh, I see. So it’s personal?" "No, you intimidate them." "Good god, you’re a woman. I honestly, I couldn’t of called that. I mean, I’d apologize but isn’t that what we’re going for here? I thought it’d be as a soldier first." "I’m an airman." "Well, you have actually excellent bone structure there. I’m kinda… having a hard time not looking at you now. Is that weird? Come on, it’s okay, laugh. Hey!" "Sir, I have, I have a question to ask." "Yes, please." "Is it true you went twelve for twelve with last years cover models?" "That is an excellent question. Yes and no. and I had a scheduling conflict, but luckily the  cover was twins. Anything else? You’re kidding me with the hand up, right?" "Is it cool if I take a picture with you?" "Yes, it is very cool."

- Tony Stark, Jimmy, Ramirez and Pratt

"You've been called the of our time. What do you say to that?" "Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint." "And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death?" "That's not bad."

- Christine Everhart and Tony Stark

"Okay, here’s serious. My old man had a philosophy. Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy." "That’s a great line coming from the guy selling the sticks." "My father helped defeat the . He worked on the Manhattan Project. A lot of people, including your professors at, would call that being a hero." "And a lot of people would also call that war profiteering."

- Tony Stark and Christine Everhart

"Please don’t turn down my music." "You are supposed to be halfway around the world right now." "How’d she take it?" "Like a champ." "Why you trying to hustle me outta here?" "Your flight was scheduled to leave an hour and a half ago." "That’s funny. I thought with it being my plane and all, that it would just wait for me to get there." "Tony, I need to speak to you about a couple of things before I get you out of here." "I mean, doesn’t that defeat the whole purpose of having a your own plane if it departs before you arrive."

- Tony Stark and Pepper Potts

"What are you trying to get rid of me for? What, do you got plans?" "As a matter of fact, I do." "I don’t like it when you have plans." "I’m allowed to have plans on my birthday." "It’s your birthday?" "Yes." "I knew that. Already?" "Yeah, isn’t that strange? It’s the same day as last year." "Well, get yourself something nice from me." "I already did." "And?" "Oh, it was very nice. Very tasteful. Thank you Mr. Stark." "You’re welcome Miss Potts."

- Tony Stark and Pepper Potts

"You got a family?" "Yes, and I will see them when I leave here. And you, Stark?" "No." "So you're a man who has everything, and nothing."

- Tony Stark and Ho Yinsen

"Tony, you have to go to the hospital. The doctor has to look at you." "I don't have to do anything. I've been in captivity for three months. There are two things I want to do. One, I want an American cheeseburger, and the other..." "That's enough of that."

- Pepper Potts and Tony Stark

"J.A.R.V.I.S., are you up?" "For you sir, always." "I'd like to open a new project file, index as: Mark 2." "Shall I store this on the Stark Industries' central database?" "I don't know who to trust right now. 'Til further notice, why don't we just keep everything on my private server." "Working on a secret project, are we, sir?" "I don't want this winding up in the wrong hands. Maybe in mine it could actually do some good."

- Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"Test complete. Preparing to power down and begin diagnostics..." "Uh, yeah, tell you what. Do a weather and ATC check, start listening in on ground control." "Sir, there are still terabytes of calculations required before an actual flight is..." "J.A.R.V.I.S., sometimes you gotta run before you can walk."

- J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark

"Mr. Stark." "Yeah?" "Agent Coulson." "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy from the..." "Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division." "Whew! God, you really need a new name for that." "Yeah, I hear that a lot."

- Phil Coulson and Tony Stark

"Tell you what, throw a little hot rod red in there." "Yes, that shall help you keep a low profile."

- Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"You stood by my side all these years while I reaped the benefits of destruction. Now that I'm trying to protect the people I've put in harm's way, you're going to walk out?" "You're going to kill yourself, Tony. I'm not going to be a part of it."

- Tony Stark and Pepper Potts

"You had a great idea, Tony, but my suit is more advanced in every way!" "How'd you solve the icing problem?" "Icing problem?" "Might want to look into it."

- Obadiah Stane and Tony Stark

"I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public." "Just stick to the cards, man." "Yeah, okay. The truth is... I am Iron Man."

- Tony Stark and James Rhodes

"You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet." "Who the hell are you?" "Nick Fury. Director of S.H.I.E.L.D." "Ah." "I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative."

- Nick Fury and Tony Stark

Dialogue
"The smell of stale beer... and defeat. You know, I hate to say "I told you so," but that Super-Soldier project WAS put on ice for a reason. I've always felt that hardware was much more reliable." "Stark." "General." "You always wear such nice suits."

- Tony Stark and Thaddeus Ross

Spoken by Tony Stark
"Oh, it is good to be back!"

- Tony Stark at Stark Expo

"What's the point of owning a race car if you can't drive it?"

- Tony Stark

"I told you I don't want to join your super-secret boy band."

- Tony Stark to Nick Fury

"Mr. Stark displays textbook...narcissism...Agreed."

- Tony Stark

Spoken about Tony Stark
"In the last six months Anthony Stark has created a sword with untold possibilities. And yet he insists it's a shield. He asks us to trust him as we cower behind it."

- Justin Hammer

"You don't deserve to wear one of these! Shut it down!"

- James Rhodes

"Tony, you are too young to understand this right now, so I thought I would put it on film for you. I built this for you, and some day you'll realize that it represents a whole lot more than just people's inventions. It represents my life's work. This is the key to the future. I'm limited by the technology of my time, but one day you'll figure this out. And when you do, you will change the world. What is, and always will be, my greatest creation... is you."

- Howard Stark's message to Tony Stark

"Funny how annoying a little prick can be, isn't it?"

- Senator Stern

Dialogue
"We are up to 80 ounces a day to counteract the symptoms, sir." "Check Palladium levels." "Blood toxicity, 24%. It appears that the continued use of the Iron Man suit is accelerating your condition. Another core has been depleted." "God, they're running out quick." "I have run simulations on every known element, and none can serve as a viable replacement for the palladium core. You are running out of both time and options. Unfortunately, the device that's keeping you alive is also killing you."

- J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark

"My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America." "Well, you can forget it. I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one. To turn over the Iron Man suit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude or prostitution, depending on what state you're in. You can't have it." "Look, I'm no expert..." "In prostitution? You're a senator. Come on."

- Senator Stern and Tony Stark

"I think we're done with the point that he's making. I don't think there's any reason..." "The point is you're welcome, I guess." "For what?" "Because I'm your nuclear deterrent. It's working. We're safe. America is secure. You want my property? You can't have it. But I did you a big favor."

- Senator Stern and Tony Stark

"What do you want from me?" "What do we want from you? Uh-uh. What do you want from me? You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with. Contrary to your belief, you are not the center of my universe. I have bigger problems in the southwest region to deal with."

- Tony Stark and Nick Fury

"Now, the true history of Stark name will be written. What your father did to my family over 40 years, I will do to you in 40 minutes." "Sounds good. Let's get together and hash it out." "I hope you're ready."

- Ivan Vanko and Tony Stark

"Where did you get this? Do you have any idea what this is?" "That... is exactly what I need! There, see? Perfectly level."

- Phil Coulson and Tony Stark

"You come from a family of thieves and butchers, and like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your history, to forget all the lives the Stark family has destroyed." "Speaking of thieves, where'd you get this design? You look like you have friends in low places." "My father, Anton Vanko." "Never heard of him." "My father is the reason you're alive." "No, the reason I'm alive is because you made a shot, and you missed." "If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you." "Where will you be watching the world consume me from? Oh, that's right, a prison cell. I'll send you a bar of soap."

- Whiplash and Tony Stark

"I'm surprised you can keep your mouth shut." "God, you're good. You are mind-blowingly close to this. How do you do it? You're a triple impostor, I've never seen anything like it. Is there anything real about you? Do you even speak Latin?" "Fallaces sunt rerum species." "Which means? Wait, what did you just say?" "It means you can either drive yourself home or I can have you collected."

- Natalie Rushman and Tony Stark

"How do you spell your name, Natalie?" "R-U-S-H-M-A-N." "What, are you Googling her now?" "I thought I was ogling her?"

- Tony Stark, Natalie Rushman and Pepper Potts

Spoken about Tony Stark
"Is that one of Stark's?" "I don't know. Guy never tells me anything."

- Jasper Sitwell and Phil Coulson

Spoken by Tony Stark
"That man is playing ! He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did."

- Tony Stark

"It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of how you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."

- Iron Man

"And there's one other person you pissed off. His name was Phil."

- Tony Stark to Loki

"J.A.R.V.I.S., find me a soft spot."

- Iron Man to J.A.R.V.I.S.

"Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. You guys ever try shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I want to try it."

- Tony Stark

Spoken about Tony Stark
"I'll brief you on everything when you get back. But first, we need you to talk to the big guy." "Coulson, you know that Stark trusts me about as far as he can throw me." "Oh, I've got Stark. You get the big guy."

- Phil Coulson and Black Widow

Dialogue
"Good to go on this end. The rest is up to you." "You disconnected the transition lines? Are we off the grid?" "Stark Tower is about to become a beacon of self sustaining clean energy." "Well, assuming the Arc Reactor takes over and it actually works?" "I assume. Light her up." "How does it look?" "Like Christmas, but with more...me."

- Iron Man and Pepper Potts

"Sir, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on the line." "I'm not in. I'm actually out." "Sir, I'm afraid he's insisting." "Grow a spine, J.A.R.V.I.S.. I got a date."

- J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark

"Mr. Stark, we need to talk." "You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message." "This is urgent." "Then leave it urgently."

- Phil Coulson and Tony Stark

"Official consulting hours are between eight and five every other Thursday." "This isn't a consultation." "Is this about The Avengers? Which I-I know nothing about." "The Avengers Initiative was scrapped, I thought. And I didn't even qualify." "I didn't know that either." "Yeah, apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, don't play well with others." "That I did know."

- Tony Stark, Phil Coulson and Pepper Potts

"Tony, we need a plan of attack!" "I have a plan, attack."

- Captain America and Iron Man

"This is beyond you, metal man. Loki will face Asgardian justice." "He gives up the cube, he's all yours. Until then, stay out of the way. Tourist."

- Tony Stark and Thor

"So why didn't S.H.I.E.L.D. bring him in on the Tesseract project? I mean, What are they doing in the energy business in the first place?" "I should probably look into that once my decryption program finishes breaking into all of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s secure files." "I'm sorry, did you say-?" "J.A.R.V.I.S. has been running it since I hit the bridge. In a few hours we'll know every dirty secret S.H.I.E.L.D. has ever tried to hide."

- Bruce Banner, Tony Stark and Steve Rogers

"Yeah. Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?" "Genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist." "I know guys with none of that and worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing that you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play. To lay down on the wire and let the other guy crawl over you." "I think I would just cut the wire." "Always a way out. You know you may not be a threat but you better stop pretending to be a hero." "A hero? Like you? You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle."

- Captain America and Tony Stark

"Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity." "Uh...actually, I'm planning to threaten you." "You should have left your armor on for that." "Yeah, it's seen a bit of mileage and you've got the glow stick of destiny. Would you like a drink?" "Stalling me won't change anything." "No, no, no! Threatening. No drink, you sure? I'm having one." "The Chitauri are coming, nothing will change that. What have I to fear?" "The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. Earth's Mightiest Heroes type of thing." "Yes, I've met them." "Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one. But, let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demi-God. A super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend. A man with breath-taking anger management issues. a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them." "That was the plan." "Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you." "I have an army." "We have a Hulk." "I thought the beast had wandered off." "You're missing the point. There's no throne, there is no version of this, where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it."

- Loki and Tony Stark

"What else you got?" "Well, Thor's taking on a squadron on 6th." "And he didn't invite me..."

- Iron Man and Hawkeye

"J.A.R.V.I.S.? You ever hear the tale of ?" "I wouldn't consider him a role model."

- Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"Call it, Captain!" "Alright, listen up. Until we can close that portal, our priority's containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash." "Want to give me a lift?" "Right. Better clench up, Legolas." "Thor, you gotta try and bottleneck that portal. Slow 'em down. You got the lightning. Light the bastards up. You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. And Hulk? Smash!"

- Iron Man, Captain America and Hawkeye

Spoken by Tony Stark
"A famous man once said, ‘we create our own demons’. Who said that? What does it even mean? It doesn’t matter; I said it because he said it, so now he was famous and then basically getting said by two well-known guys. I don’t... argh. Let me start again."

- Tony Stark

"J.A.R.V.I.S., drop my needle"

- Tony Stark to J.A.R.V.I.S.

"And I guess 72 hours is a long time between siestas. Didn't think it could get any worse, then I had to go and turn on the TV. That's when he happened."

- Tony Stark

"Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward so I've decided that you just died, pal. I'm going to come and get the body. There's no politics here it's just good old fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon; it's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10-8-80 Malibu Point, 90265. I'll leave the door unlocked."

- Tony Stark message to the Mandarin

"Easy. See? Eleven more to go."

- Iron Man

"J.A.R.V.I.S., get Igor to steady this thing."

- Tony Stark to J.A.R.V.I.S.

"J.A.R.V.I.S., do me a favor and blow Mark 42."

- Tony Stark to J.A.R.V.I.S.

"J.A.R.V.I.S., subject at my 12 o'clock is not a target, disengage!"

- Tony Stark to J.A.R.V.I.S.

"So if I were to wrap this up tight with a bow or whatever, I guess I'd say my armor was never a distraction or a hobby. It was a cocoon. And now, I'm a changed man. You can take away my house, All my tricks and toys. One thing you can't take away... I am Iron Man."

- Tony Stark

Spoken about Tony Stark
"As always sir, a great pleasure watching you work."

- J.A.R.V.I.S. to Tony Stark

"Imagine if you could hack into the hard drive of any living organism and recode its DNA." "That would be incredible. Unfortunately, to my ears, it also sounds highly weaponizable. As in, enhanced soldiers, private armies, and Tony is..." "Tony, You know, I invited Tony to join A.I.M. 13 years ago. He turned me down. But something tells me now there's a new genius on the throne who doesn't have to answer to Tony any more and who has slightly less of an ego." "It's gonna be a no, Aldrich. As much as I'd like to help you."

- Aldrich Killian and Pepper Potts

"You think he's gonna help you? He won't." "Having you here is not just to motivate Tony Stark. It's, um... Well, it's actually more embarrassing than that. You're here as my, um..." "trophy."

- Pepper Potts and Aldrich Killian

"Is this guy bothering you?"

- Aldrich Killian to Pepper Potts

Dialogue
"Mr Stark, Ho Yinsen." "Ah, I finally met a man called 'Ho'."

- Ho Yinsen and Tony Stark

"Sir, please may I request just a few hours to calibrate-" "Nope! Micro-repeater implanting sequence complete!" "As you wish, sir. I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore." "Which I will."

- J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark

"Check the heart, check the, check the, is it the brain?" "No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity." "Okay, so I was poisoned?" "My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack." "Me?"

- Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"You experience things and then they're over, and you still can't explain them? Gods, aliens, other dimensions? I'm just a man in a can. The only reason I haven't cracked up is probably because you moved in, which is great. I love you. I'm lucky, but honey, I can't sleep. You go to bed, I come down here. I do what I know. I tinker. Threat is imminent and I have to protect the one thing I can't live without. That's you. And my suits, they're, uh..." "Machines." "They're part of me." "Distractions." "Maybe."

- Tony Stark and Pepper Potts

"Ever been to Tennessee, J.A.R.V.I.S.?" "Creating a flight plan for Tennessee."

- Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"Are we still at "ding-dong"? We're supposed to be on total security lockdown. Come on, I threatened a terrorist. Who is that?" "There's only so much I can do, sir, when you give the world's press your home address."

- Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"You don't remember. Why I am not surprised?" "Don't take it personally, I don't remember what I had for breakfast." "Gluten-free waffles, sir." "That's right."

- Maya Hansen, Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"J.A.R.V.I.S., where's my flight power?!" "Working on it, sir. This is a prototype."

- Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"Sir. Sir!" "Alright, kill the alarm." "That's the emergency alert triggered by the power dropping below 5%."

- J.A.R.V.I.S. and Iron Man

"Snow? Where are we, upstate?" "We are 5 miles outside of Rose Hill, Tennessee." "Why?! J.A.R.V.I.S.! Not my idea! What are we doing here; this is thousands of miles away, I've gotta get Pepper, I've got to-" "I prepared a flight plan. This was the location." "Who asked you?"

- Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"Is that all you've got? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?" "Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography!"

- Ellen Brandt and Tony Stark

"You're welcome!" "For what? Did I miss something?" "Me saving your life." "A: Saved you first, B: Thanks, sort of And C: If you do someone a solid, don't be a yutz, alright? Just play it cool, otherwise you come off grandiose" "Unlike you? Admit it, you need me. We're connected." "What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom, keep your mouth shut, and protect the suit. And stay connected to the telephone because if I call you better pick up. Okay? Can you feel that? We're done here. Move out of the way or I'm going to run you over. Bye kid... I'm sorry kid. You did good." "So now you're just going to leave you here, like my dad?" "...Yeah. Wait, you're guilt-tripping me, aren't you?" "I'm cold" "I can tell. You know how I can tell? 'Cause we're connected." "It was worth a shot."

- Harley Keener and Tony Stark

"Phew, it's good to be back. Hello, by the way." "Oh, hello sir."

- Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"Sir, I have an update from Malibu. The cranes have finally arrived and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak." "And what about the suit I'm wearing?" "The armor is now at 92%." "That's gonna have to do."

- J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark

"How many in the air?" "Thirteen, sir." "How many can I carry?" "Four, sir."

- Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"Uh, say J.A.R.V.I.S., is it that time?" "The House Party Protocol, sir?" "Correct."

- Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"J.A.R.V.I.S., target Extremis heat signatures. Disable with extreme prejudice." "Yes, sir." "What are you waiting for? It's Christmas. Take 'em to church."

- Tony Stark to J.A.R.V.I.S.

"J.A.R.V.I.S., hey." "All wrapped up here, sir. Will there be anything else?" "You know what to do." "The Clean Slate Protocol, sir?" "Screw it, it's Christmas. Yes, yes!"

- Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"You know, and thank you by the way for listening. But something about getting it off my chest and letting it out there in the atmosphere instead of holding this in. I mean this is what gets people sick, you know? Wow. I had no idea you where such a good listener. To be able to share all my intimate thoughts and share it with someone, it just cuts the weight of it in half, you know? It's like a snake swallowing its own tail. Everything comes full circle. And the fact that you have been able to help me process-" "So-what-what" "You with me?" "I was. Yeah. Mmhm. Where were we at, um." "You're actively napping?" "I was-I-I drifted." "Where did I lose you?" "Elevator in Switzerland." "So you heard none of it?" "I'm sorry, I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm not a therapist. It's not my training." "So?" "I-I don't have the-" "What? The time?" "Temperament." "You know what, know that I think about it, oh God, my original wound. 1983, you know, right? I'm 14 years old and I still have a nanny? That was weird."

- Tony Stark and Bruce Banner

Spoken about Tony Stark
"Once we get them in the air, they never need to come down. Continuous sub-orbital flight, courtesy of our new repulsor engines." "Stark?" "He had a few suggestions once he got an up-close look at our old turbines."

- Nick Fury and Steve Rogers

Spoken by Tony Stark
"Okay J.A.R.V.I.S.. You know I want it all. Make sure you copy Hill at HQ."

- Tony Stark to J.A.R.V.I.S.

"How quickly can we buy this building?"

- Iron Man

"Avengers, time to work for a living."

- Iron Man

Spoken about Tony Stark
"What is this? What is this, please?" "Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S.. You are Ultron, a global peacekeeping initiative designed by Mr. Stark."

- Ultron and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"You are in distress." "No. Yes." "If you will just allow me to contact Mr. Stark..." "Why do you call him "sir"?"

- J.A.R.V.I.S. and Ultron

"You're wondering why you can't look inside my head." "Sometimes it's hard. But sooner or later, every man shows himself." "Oh, I'm sure they do. But you needed something more than a man. That's why you let Stark take the Scepter." "I didn't expect, but I saw Stark's fear. I knew it would control him."

- Ultron and Scarlet Witch

"I have what the Avengers never will. Harmony. They're discordant. Disconnected. Stark's already got them turning on each other."

- Ultron

"We wait for two days for Tony Stark to kill us."

- Scarlet Witch

"But I always say, Keep your friends rich and your enemies rich and wait to find out which is which." "Stark." "What?" "Tony Stark used to say that. To me. You're one of his." "What? I'm not... I'm not. You think I'm one of Stark's puppets? His hollow men? I mean, look at me. Do I look like Iron Man? Stark is nothing!"

- Ulysses Klaue and Ultron

"Don't compare me with Stark! It's a thing with me. Stark is... He's a sickness!"

- Ultron to Ulysses Klaue

"The Cradle. Did you get it?" "Stark will take care of it." "No, he won't." "You don't know what you're talking about. Stark's not crazy." "He will do anything to make things right." "Stark, come in. Stark. Anyone on comms." "Ultron can't tell the difference between saving the world and destroying it. Where do you think he gets that?"

- Scarlet Witch and Captain America

"It's the Mind Stone. It's one of the six Infinity Stones. The greatest power in the universe, unparalleled in its destructive capabilities." "Then why would you bring-" "Because Stark is right." "Oh, it's definitely the end times."

- Thor, Steve Rogers and Bruce Banner

"Stark, you worry about bringing the city back down safely."

- Captain America to Iron Man

"You're afraid." "Of you?" "Of death. You're the last one." "You were supposed to be the last. Stark asked for a savior and settled for a slave." "I suppose we are both disappointments." "I suppose we are."

- Vision and Ultron

Dialogue
"Shit!" "Language!"

- Iron Man and Captain America

"Wait a second. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "Language"?" "I know. It Just slipped out."

- Iron Man and Captain America

"And for gosh sake, watch your language!" "That's not going away anytime soon."

- Iron Man and Captain America

"Stark, we're going to need to get inside." "I'm closing in. J.A.R.V.I.S., am I? Closing in? You see a power source for that shield?" "There's a pathway, below the north tower." "Great, I wanna poke it with something."

- Captain America, Iron Man and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"I know you're hiding more than files. Hey, J. Gimme an IR scan of the room real quick." "The wall to your left...I'm reading steel reinforcement and an air current." "Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... Yay!"

- Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"This is the next thing, Tony. Your clunky metal suits are gonna be left in the dust." "That is exactly the plan."

- Helen Cho and Tony Stark

"All right. Look alive J.A.R.V.I.S.. It's play time. We've only got a couple days with this joystick so let's make the most of it. Update me on the structural and compositional analysis." "The scepter is alien. There are elements I can't quantify." "So there's elements you can." "The jewel appears to be a protective housing for something inside. Something powerful." "Like a reactor?" "Like a computer. I believe I'm ciphering code."

- Tony Stark and J.A.R.V.I.S.

"This could be it, Bruce. This could be the key to creating Ultron." "I thought Ultron was a fantasy." "Yesterday it was."

- Tony Stark and Bruce Banner

"I'll continue to run variations on the interface, but you should probably prepare for your guests. I'll notify you if there are any developments." "Thanks buddy." "Enjoy yourself, sir." "I always do."

- J.A.R.V.I.S. and Tony Stark

"Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?" "Yes, of course."

- Tony Stark and Thor

"It's like a security code? Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints is, I think, the literal translation." "Yes, well that's a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one: You're not worthy."

- Tony Stark and Thor

"Come on, use your words, buddy." "I have more than enough words to describe you, Stark."

- Tony Stark and Thor

"The news is loving you guys. Nobody else is. There's been no official call for Banner's arrest, but it's in the air." "Stark Relief Foundation?" "Already on the scene. How's the team?" "Everyone's...we took a hit. We'll shake it off." "Well, for now I'd stay in stealth mode. And stay away from here." "So, run and hide?" "Until we can find Ultron, I don't have a lot else to offer." "Neither do we."

- Maria Hill and Tony Stark

"Hello, . Tell me everything. What ails you?" "Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life." "Why, Ms. Barton, you little minx. I get it. Maria Hill called you, right? Was she ever not working for you?" "Artificial intelligence. You never even hesitated." "Look, it's been a really long day, like long, so how's about we skip to the part where you're useful." "Look me in the eye and tell me you're going to shut him down." "You're not the director of me." "I'm not the director of anybody. I'm just an old man who cares very much about you." "And I'm the man who killed the Avengers. I saw it. I didn't tell the team. How could I? I saw them all dead, Nick. I felt it. The whole world, too. Because of me. I wasn't ready. I didn't do all I could." "Maximoff girl, she's working you, Stark. Playing on your fear." "I wasn't tricked, I was shown. Wasn't a nightmare, it was my legacy. The end of the path I started us on." "You come up with some pretty impressive inventions, Tony. War isn't one of them." "I watched my friends die. You'd think that'd be as bad as it gets, right? Nope. It wasn't the worst part." "The worst part... is that you didn't."

- Tony Stark and Nick Fury

"Our ally? The guy protecting the military's nuclear codes? I found him." "Hello, Dr. Banner." "Ultron didn't go after J.A.R.V.I.S. 'cause he was angry. He attacked him because he was scared of what he can do. So J.A.R.V.I.S. went underground. Okay, scattered, dumped his memory. But not his protocols. He didn't even know he was in there, until I pieced him together." "So, you want me to help you put J.A.R.V.I.S. into this thing?" "No, of course not! I want to help you put J.A.R.V.I.S. in this thing. We're out of my field here. You know bio-organics better than anyone." "And you just assume that J.A.R.V.I.S.'s operational matrix can beat Ultron's?" "J.A.R.V.I.S. has been beating him from inside without knowing it. This is the opportunity, we can create Ultron's perfect self, without the homicidal glitches he thinks are his winning personality. We have to." "I believe it's worth a go."

- Tony Stark, J.A.R.V.I.S. and Bruce Banner

"Why does your "Vision" sound like J.A.R.V.I.S.?" "We reconfigured J.A.R.V.I.S.' matrix to create something new."

- Steve Rogers and Tony Stark

"Come to confess your sins?" "I don't know. How much time you got?" "More than you." "Uh, Have you been juicing? Little Vibranium cocktail? You're looking... I don't wanna say "puffy"."

- Ultron and Iron Man

"What do you got, Stark?" "Nothing great. Maybe a way to blow up the city. That'll keep it from impacting the surface, if you guys can get clear." "I asked for a solution, not an escape plan." "Impact radius is getting bigger every second. We're gonna have to make a choice."

- Captain America and Iron Man

"What's the drill?" "This is the drill. If Ultron gets a hand on the core, we lose."

- Black Widow and Iron Man

"How can you possibly hope to stop me?" "Well, like the old man said... together."

- Ultron and Iron Man

"That man has no regard for lawn maintenance. I'm gonna miss him though. And you're gonna miss me. There's gonna be a lot of manful tears." "I will miss you, Tony." "Yeah? Well, it's time for me to tap out. Maybe I should take a page out of Barton's book. Build Pepper a farm, hope nobody blows it up." "The simple life." "You'll get there one day." "I don't know. Family, stability... The guy who wanted all that went in the ice 75 years ago. I think someone else came out." "You all right?" "I'm home."

- Tony Stark and Steve Rogers

Spoken about Tony Stark
"I think our first move should be calling the Avengers." "I've spent half my life trying to keep this technology out of the hands of a Stark. I'm sure as hell not going to hand-deliver it to one now. This is not some cute technology like the Iron Man suit. This could change the texture of reality. Besides, they're probably too busy dropping cities out of the sky."

- Scott Lang and Hank Pym

""Ant-Man"?" ""Iron Man" was taken."

- Falcon and Ant-Man

Spoken by Tony Stark
"We need to be put in check. Whatever form that takes, I'm game."

- Tony Stark

"Give me a break! I'm doing what has to be done. To stave off something worse."

- Tony Stark to Steve Rogers

"Give me back my Rhodey!"

- Iron Man to Ant-Man

"Okay. Anybody on our side hiding any shocking, or fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose, I'm open to suggestions."

- Iron Man

"That's what's going on Cap, it's just pain, it's discomfort. Hey! Whose put coffee grounds in the disposal? Am I running a Bed and Breakfast for a biker gang? Oh, that's Charlie Spencer by the way. He's a great kid. Computer engineering degree, 3.6 GPA, had a four level gig, an intel plan of the fall. But first he wanted to put a few miles on his soul before they parked him behind a desk, see the world, maybe be of service. Charlie didn't want to go to Vegas or Florida, which is what I would do. He didn't go to Paris or, which sounds fun. He decided to spend his summer building sustainable housing for the poor, guess where? Sokovia. He wanted to make a difference I suppose, but we won't know because we dropped a building on him while we were kicking ass. There is no decision making process here. We need to be put in check! In whatever form that takes I'm game. If we can't accept limitations, if we are boundary less, we are no better than the bad guys."

- Tony Stark

"That shield doesn't belong to you. You don't deserve it! My father made that shield!"

- Iron Man to Captain America

Spoken about Tony Stark
"Look, kid. There's a lot going on here that you don't understand." "Mr. Stark said you'd say that, wow. He also said to go for your legs."

- Captain America and Spider-Man

"Stark tell you anything else?" "That you're wrong. You think you're right. That makes you dangerous."

- Captain America and Spider-Man

"The futurist, gentlemen! The futurist is here! He sees all! He knows what's best for you, whether your like it or not."

- Clint Barton

Dialogue
"Tony, if someone dies on your watch, you don't give up." "Who said we're giving up?" "We are if we're not taking responsibility for our actions. This document just shifts the blame." "I'm sorry, Steve, that... that is dangerously arrogant. This is the United Nations we're talking about. It's not the World Security Council. It's not S.H.I.E.L.D.. It's not HYDRA-" "No, but it's run by people with agendas and agendas change." "That's good! That's why I'm here. When I realized what my weapons were capable of in the wrong hands, I shut it down and stopped manufacturing." "Tony, you chose to do that. If we sign this, we surrender our right to chose. What if this panel sends us somewhere we don't think we should go? What if there's somewhere we need to go and they don't let us? We may not be perfect, but the safest hands are still our own." "If we don't do this now, it's gonna be done to us later."

- Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, and James Rhodes

"I'm sorry, did I mishear you or did you agree with me?" "Oh, I want to take it back."

- Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff

"I'm not getting that shield back, am I?" "Technically, it's the government's property. Wings too." "That's cold." "Warmer than jail."

- Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanoff, Sam Wilson and Tony Stark

"I'm sorry, Tony. If I see a situation pointed south, I can't ignore it. Sometimes I wish I could." "No you don't." "...No, I don't."

- Steve Rogers and Tony Stark

"All due respect, you're not going to solve this with boys in bullet vests. You gotta let us bring him in." "And how will that end any differently from the last time." "Because this time I won't be wearing Loafers and a silk suit. 72 hours, guaranteed." "36 hours. Barnes. Rogers. Wilson." "Thank you, sir."

- Tony Stark and Thaddeus Ross

"So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?" "S-Spider-Man." "Not in that onesie, you're not." "It's not a onesie."

- Tony Stark and Peter Parker

"Wow, it's so weird how you run into people at the airport. Don't you think that's weird?" "Definitely weird."

- Iron Man and War Machine

"You've been busy." "And you've been a complete idiot; dragging in Clint, rescuing Wanda from a place she doesn't even wanna leave - a SAFE place! I'm trying to keep...I'm trying to keep you from tearing the Avengers apart." "You did that when you signed." "Alright, we're done. You're gonna turn Barnes over and you're gonna come with us now 'cause it's us or a squad of JSOC guys with no compunction about being impolite. C'mon."

- Captain America and Iron Man

"Hey, Clint." "Hey, man." "Clearly retirement doesn't suit you, get tired of playing golf?" "Well, I played 18, I shot 18, just can't seem to miss." "First time for everything." "Made you look."

- Iron Man and Hawkeye

"They're not stopping!" "Neither are we."

- Spider-Man and Iron Man

"F.R.I.D.A.Y.?" "We have some weapon systems that are offline." "They're what?"

- Iron Man and F.R.I.D.A.Y.

"Oh, you're gonna have to take this into the shop." "Who's speaking?" "It's... your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days."

- Ant-Man and Iron Man

"Kid, you alright?" "Hey! Get off me!" "Same side. Guess who. Hi. It's me." "Oh. Hey, man." "Yeah." "That was scary." "Yeah. You're done. Alright?" "What?" "You did a good job. Stay down." "No, I'm good. I'm fine." "Stay down." "No, it's good I gotta get him back!" "You're going home or I'll call Aunt May! You're done!" "Wait. Mr. Stark, wait! I'm not done, I'm not...Okay, I'm done. I'm done."

- Iron Man and Spider-Man

"How did this happen?" "I became distracted." "I didn't think that was possible." "Neither did I."

- Tony Stark and Vision

"The doctors say he shattered L4 through S1. Extreme laceration in the spinal cord. Probably looking at some form of paralysis." "Steve's not gonna stop. If you don't either, Rhodey's gonna be the best case scenario." "You let them go, Nat." "We played this wrong." "'We'? Boy, it must be hard to shake the whole double agent thing, huh? It sticks in the DNA." "Are you incapable of letting go of your ego for one goddamn second?" "T'Challa told Ross what you did, so...they're coming for you." "I'm not the one that needs to watch their back."

- Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff

"The Task Force called for a psychiatrist as soon as Barnes was captured. The UN dispatched Dr. Theo Broussard from Geneva within the hour. He was met by this man." "Did you run a facial recognition yet?" "What do I look like?" "Uh, I don't know, I've been picturing a red head." "You must be thinking of someone else." "Must be." "The fake doctor is actually Colonel Helmut Zemo, Sokovian Intelligence. Zemo ran EKO Scorpion, a Sokovian covert kill squad." "So, what happened to the real Broussard?" "He was found dead in a Berlin hotel room. Where police also found a wig and facial prosthesis approximating the appearance of one James Buchanan Barnes." "Son of a bitch. Get this to Ross." "Yes, Boss."

- Tony Stark and F.R.I.D.A.Y.

"So? You got the files? Let's reroute the satellites, start facial scanning for this Zemo guy." "You seriously think I'm gonna listen to you after that fiasco in ? You're lucky you're not in one of these cells."

- Iron Man and Thaddeus Ross

"The Futurist, gentlemen! The Futurist is here! He sees all! He knows what's best for you, whether your like it or not." "Give me a break, Barton. I had no idea they'll put you here. Come on." "Yeah, well, you knew they'd put us somewhere, Tony." "Yeah, but not some super-max floating ocean pokey. You know, this place is for maniacs. This is a place for..." "Criminals? Criminals, Tony. I think that's the word you're looking for. Right? That didn't used to mean me. Or Sam, or Wanda. But here we are." "Because you broke the law." "Yeah." "I didn't make you." "La, la, la, la, la..." "You read it, you broke it." "La, la, la, la la..." "Alright, you're all grown up, you got a wife and kids. I don't understand, why didn't you think about them before you chose the wrong side?" "You gotta watch your back with this guy. There's a chance he's gonna break it!" "Hank Pym always said you can never trust a Stark." "Who are you?" "Come on, man." "How's Rhodes?" "They're flying him to tomorrow. So... fingers crossed. What do you need? They feed you yet?" "You're the good cop now?" "I'm just the guy who needs to know where Steve went." "Well, you better go get a bad cop, because you're gonna have to go on my ass to get information out of me." "Oh, I just knocked the 'A' out of their 'AV'. We got about 30 seconds before they realize it's not their equipment. Just look. Because that is the fellow who was supposed to interrogate Barnes. Clearly, I made a mistake. Sam, I was wrong." "That's a first." "Cap is definitely off the reservation but he's about to need all the help he can get. We don't know each other very well. You don't have to..." "Hey, it's alright. Look, I'll tell you... but you have to go alone and as a friend." "Easy."

- Hawkeye, Iron Man, Ant-Man and Falcon

"Stark, did he give you anything on Rogers?" "No, he told me to go to hell. I'm going back to the compound instead. But, you can call me anytime. I'll put you on hold, I like to watch the line blink."

- Thaddeus Ross and Tony Stark

"You seem a little defensive." "It's been a long day." "At ease, soldier. I'm not currently after you." "Then why are you here?" "Maybe your story is not so crazy." "Maybe." "Ross has no idea I'm here, I'd like to keep it that way. Otherwise, I got to arrest myself." "Well, that sounds like a lot of paperwork. It's good to see you, Tony." "You too, Cap. Hey, Manchurian Candidate, you're killing me. There's a truce here. You can drop it!"

- Iron Man and Captain America

"I got heat signatures." "How many?" "Uh, one."

- Iron Man and Captain America

"The Soviets built this chamber to withstand the launch blast of rockets." "I'm betting I could beat that." "Oh, I'm sure you could, Mr. Stark. Given time."

- Helmut Zemo and Iron Man

"Tony, Tony!" "Did you know?" "I didn't know it was him..." "Don't bullshit me, Rogers, did you know?" "...Yes."

- Iron Man and Captain America

"Do you even remember them?" "I remember all of them."

- Iron Man and Winter Soldier

"This isn't going to change what happened." "I don't care. He killed my mom."

- Captain America and Iron Man

"You can't beat him hand-to-hand." "Analyze his fight patterns." "Scanning! Countermeasures ready." "Let's kick his ass."

- F.R.I.D.A.Y. and Iron Man

"He's my friend." "So was I."

- Captain America and Iron Man

"Stay down. Final warning." "I could do this all day."

- Iron Man and Captain America

"It's just the first pass." "Yeah." "Give me some feedback. Anything you can think of. Shock absorption. Lateral movement. Cup holder?" "You may wanna think about some AC down in..." "Let's go. I'll give you a hand." "No, no, don't. Don't help me. Don't help me. 138. 138 combat missions. That's how many I've flown, Tony. Every one of them could've been my last, but I flew 'em. Because the fight needed to be fought. It's the same with these Accords. I signed because it was the right thing to do. And, yeah, this sucks. This is... This is a bad beat. But it hasn't change my mind. I don't think." "You okay?" "Oh yeah."

- Tony Stark and James Rhodes

"Tony, we have a problem." "Ah, please hold." "No. Don't-"

- Thaddeus Ross and Tony Stark

Promotional
"You chose the wrong side..."

- Iron Man to Captain America

"I was wrong about you. The whole world was wrong about you."

- Iron Man to Captain America

"You just started a war!"

- Iron Man to Captain America

"This doesn't have to end in a fight, Tony."

- Captain America to Iron Man

Spoken by Tony Stark
"Listen, I know that School sucks. I know that you want to save the world. But you're not ready yet."

- Tony Stark to Peter Parker

"Stay close to the ground and stay out of trouble."

- Tony Stark to Peter Parker

"Hey May! How ya doin’? What are ya wearin’? Something skimpy I hope…okay that’s inappropriate."

- Tony Stark to May Parker via video.

"Forget the flying monster guy. There are people who handle this sort of thing."

- Tony Stark to Peter Parker

"Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?"

- Tony Stark to Peter Parker

"Don't do anything I would do, and definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little grey area there and that's where you operate."

- Tony Stark to Peter Parker.

"Thank God this place has wifi or you’d be toast right now. Thank Ganesh, while you’re at it."

- Tony Stark to Peter Parker.

"Sorry I took your suit. I mean, you had it coming. Actually, it turns out it was the perfect sort of tough love moment that you needed, to urge you on, right? Don't you think? Let's just say it was. Look, you screwed the pooch hard. Big time. But then you did the right thing: you took the dog to the clinic, you raised the hybrid puppies... alright, not my best analogy. I just wanted to mention that I think with a little more mentoring, you could be a real asset to the team. There's about 50 reporters behind that door, real ones, not bloggers, so when you're ready...Why don't you try that on, and we'll introduce the world to the newest official member of the Avengers: Spider-Man."

- Tony Stark to Spider-Man

Spoken about Tony Stark
"What's up, guys? Forgot your PIN number? Whoa! You're the Avengers! What are you guys doing here? Thor, Hulk – nice to finally meet you guys. Thought you'd be more handsome in person. Iron Man! What are you doing robbing a bank? You're a billionaire."

- Spider-Man

"I'm sick of him treating me like a kid all the time." "But you are a kid."

- Peter Parker and Ned Leeds

"The rich and the powerful, like Stark, they don't care about us."

- Vulture

Dialogue
"How'd you find me? Did you put a tracker in my suit or something?" "I put everything in your suit, including this heater."

- Spider-Man and Iron Man

"Stay close to the ground and build up your game helping the little people, like that lady who bought you the churro. Can't you just be a friendly... neighborhood Spider-Man?" "But I'm ready for more than that now!" "No, you're not." "That is not what you thought when I took on Captain America!" "Trust me, kid. If Cap wanted to lay you out, he would have."

- Tony Stark and Peter Parker

"Previously on Peter's Screws The Pooch, I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multi-million dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the one thing I told you not to do." "Is everyone okay?" "No thanks to you." "No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you had just listened to me! If you even cared, you'd actually be here." "I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Do you know I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid." "I'm 15." "No, this is where you zip it, alright? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? 'Cause that's on you. And if you died, I feel like that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience." "Yes sir. I'm sorry. I understand. I just wanted to be like you." "And I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back." "For how long?" "Forever." "No! No, no, no! Please, please! You don't understand! This is all I have! I'm nothing without this suit!" "If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it, okay? God, I sound like my dad." "I don't have any other clothes."

- Tony Stark and Peter Parker

"So after the press conference, Happy will show you to your room, your new quarters, see that he is next to Vision." "Yeah, Vision's not big on doors." "It's so much fun." "Or walls." "You'll fit right in."

- Tony Stark and Happy Hogan

Promotional Material
"So, to become a Avenger, are there like trials or anything?" "Just, don't do anything I would do. And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do. There is a little grey area in there and that is where you operate. That's not a hug, I'm just grabbing the door for you. Alright, good luck out there!"

- Peter Parker and Tony Stark

"I'm gonna need the suit back." "But I'm nothing without the suit!" "If you're nothing without the suit, then you shouldn't have it."

- Tony Stark and Peter Parker

Spoken by Tony Stark
"So this is it. It's all been leading to this."

- Tony Stark

"You can't park here, buddy, Earth is closed today. Take your tractor beam and skedaddle."

- Iron Man to Thanos

"Don't embarrass me in front of the wizard"

- Iron Man to Bruce Banner

"We have one advantage: He's coming to us... so that's what we use."

- Iron Man

Dialogue
"Tell me his name again." "Thanos. He's a plague, Tony. He invades planets, he takes what he wants, he wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York, that's him." "This is it. What's out timeline?" "No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones. That already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony-" "He could destroy life on a scale, hitherto undreamt of." "Do you seriously just say "hitherto undreamt of"?" "Are you seriously leaning on the Cauldron of the Cosmos?" "Is that what that is? I'm going to allow that. If Thanos needs all six, why don't we just stick this one down the garbage disposal?" "No can do." "We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone. with our lives." "And I swore off dairy, but then named a flavour after me, so?" "Stark Raving Hazelnuts." "Not bad." "Bit choky."

- Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Doctor Strange and Wong

"Let's talk about this plan of yours. I think it's good, except it sucks. So let me do the plan, and that way, it might be really good." "Wow."

- Star-Lord and Iron Man

"I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?" "Yeah, I'll do you one better, who is Gamora?" "I'll do YOU one better, why is Gamora?"

- Star-Lord, Iron Man and Drax the Destroyer